[Forgive me, followers, for I have sinned.

I’ve spent the last, oh, five or so days on a straight-up Diablo 3 binge, to cope with one of my closest and dearest friends moving away. Hours upon hours of spamming Electrocute on my Wizard have drawn me away from answering questions, but I’ll be getting back on top of it either today (Saturday) or Sunday. Apologies for any inconvenience or withdrawals I may have caused. Also, expect an announcement sometime next week; it’s something that may end up affecting the blog until the beginning of August, so keep your eyes peeled if you want to know what’s going on!

Thank you for your understanding. 

— Diegomod]

Dear Anonymous,

I’ve seen fan art around depicting me with tattoos, but that isn’t the case. I’ve thought about getting a lion, or something lion-related though. 

— Diego Armando

Dear Anonymous,

I try not to think about that. But, since you asked…

If I’d never met Mia, I think I’d still be happy, but nowhere near as happy as I am with her. All the kittens before her… They were just practice, and I knew it when I was with them. A lot of people would frown upon how I knowingly wasted their time. But I had fun, as a bachelor. I guess if Mia had never entered my life, I’d still be having fun as a bachelor. In the back of my mind, though, I’d know that all of those kittens weren’t the kitten I was waiting for. Maybe I’d get tired of waiting, and I’d settle for a kitten who wasn’t “the one”, but someone I could accept spending my life with. I don’t know. I really don’t like thinking about a life without my kitten, because so much of who I am is her now. I’m so glad I met her.

— Diego Armando

Dear Franziska von Karma, 

You are:

[] cute 
[x] pretty 
[] decent/okay
[x] beautiful
[x] sexy
[] unf

If you stayed over, we’d:
[] cuddle 
[x] talk
[x] chill
[] make babies 
[] have sex
[] make out
[] have a pillow fight

On a scale from 1-10, you are: 
[] 1-2
[] 3-4
[] 5-6
[] 7-8
[x] 9-10

You should:
[] come on over
[] make me a sandwich
[] text me 
[] call me
[] be mine
[x] talk to me more often 

I want:
[] your number

[] to kiss you

[] to hug you

[] I want to be yours

[x] to make you smile

— Diego Armando